ok mom if you’re going to scream my name the least you could fucking do is respond to me when i say “WHAT” 20 times
That is not a typo.
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves