did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
is he okay
i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes
my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real
So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.
All hail the chocolate milk chicken.
when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about
imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*