cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated.

-Unknown (via stevenbong)

homocidol:

you ever reading two sides of a tumblr argument like

oooh got em

ah shit they got a point tho

oh but that was good

ah dang thats true

shit u rite u rite

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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

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