did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

bagmilk:

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

i have never seen more pain in a humans eyes


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lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

danbutt:

quality reporting

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notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

plasticbagvevo:

when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

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hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

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basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

whisperinqs:

"youre laughing because youre lying!"

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