get to know me meme — [2/5] favorite tv shows: friends

↳ “ Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire, livin’ in a box!”

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.


Me:  FRICK YES I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO CARRY ALL THIS LAUNDRY IN ONE GO
That one sock:  lol bye

dietchola:

the best New Years text I got

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sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion


32,498 plays

insta-gramcracker:

when cats do the sticky out tongue thing all problems in life just disappear

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.


jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf:  remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus:  the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen