plushpuppetrumps:

assstiel:

assstiel:

these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.

just when i thought things couldn’t get any weirder, the scooby-doo gang showed up and jason joined scream and no-face

wtf kinda school is this

obviously a school I should have attended in my younger years

deerpong:

even when I’m sad this video brightens my mood

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

(Source: girlhearted)

a poem about bugs

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die