officialfrenchtoast:

when ur talking to ur crush & your bestfriend keeps bringing up embarrassing stories about you

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ven0moth:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE IVE EVER TAKEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

grimshws:

omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd

image

bloodrox:

Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

callmeoutis:

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES

THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

tsarbucks:

This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.

sh1re:

happy easter

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

screamingdonkey:

10/10 would read. 

plasticbagvevo:

nootdoot:

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

nyooms:

fuck

her

right

in

the heart :)

posted 2 hours ago with 17,587 notes via dw ( ©nyooms )

It seems to me there’s so much more to the world than the average eye is allowed to see. I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamed of.

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

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