when ur talking to ur crush & your bestfriend keeps bringing up embarrassing stories about you
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE IVE EVER TAKEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd
Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”
Dad: “close! try again!”
Dad: “So close! One more time!”
Son: “daft punk”
I love this contest
THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG
ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves
This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.
the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe
10/10 would read.
the heart :)
It seems to me there’s so much more to the world than the average eye is allowed to see. I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamed of.
take a chill pill, your honor
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.
you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?