oh my god
i don’t even say “me too” anymore all i say is “same” omfg
when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
walk a mile in these louboutins
i have an increasing sexual attraction towards potato foods and it’s scaring me
Incidentally, I felt a little sorry for Jared Leto that he was cut out of ‘the best selfie ever taken’, so with a bit of Photoshop trickery, I fixed it for him.
Jared, you’re welcome.
Make room for Jesus
i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after ‘the fault in our stars’ movie shit will go down
when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist
THE MARVEL FANDOM HAS COME FULL CIRCLE